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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Social Pariah

Dear Craftbusters,
I recently attended what I was lead to believe was a book club evening. Granted a book was discussed, but midway through proceedings each member of the group pulled out knitting projects. Suddenly I couldn't hear the person next to me for the sound of clack clacking. More significantly I could no longer be an active and participating member of the group. I was a social pariah. What would you recommend I do in such challenging situations?

North Fitzroy

Dear Social Pariah,

what you needed was a patented Craftbusters Emergency Kit, containing mini needles, yarn and cast on instructions. 

Remember its easier to knit in public 
than cry in public.


1 comment:

pen said...

and you can use the needles to poke their eyes out with