I recently attended what I was lead to believe was a book club evening. Granted a book was discussed, but midway through proceedings each member of the group pulled out knitting projects. Suddenly I couldn't hear the person next to me for the sound of clack clacking. More significantly I could no longer be an active and participating member of the group. I was a social pariah. What would you recommend I do in such challenging situations?
Pariah
North Fitzroy
Dear Social Pariah,
what you needed was a patented Craftbusters Emergency Kit, containing mini needles, yarn and cast on instructions.
Remember its easier to knit in public
than cry in public.
Regards,
Craftbusters.
1 comment:
and you can use the needles to poke their eyes out with
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